Flirty Frogs

We got a new shower curtain this past weekend. It's frog themed:



It looks innocent enough, right? I think it even came as a kid's shower curtain. But if you look at it closer...

There's a pimp frog:



There's an Elton John frog:



I know that must be a gay frog because the girls have eyelashes...



Obviously I've spent way too much time in the bathroom lately since I'm contemplating the illicit images in a children's shower curtain called "Flirty Frogs."

Stupid stomach. Quit rejecting everything I put into you. *sigh*