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Weirdest Headline Ever: Police Taser driver, find live chicken in trunk

Cliff Notes version of just another redneck night in Sheboygan: A drug dealer gets pulled over, resists arrest, and takes off. Cop #1 chases him, gets him down, but the guy gets back up only to be tasered by a Cop #2. Unfortunately Cop #1 is still struggling with the suspect so he gets tasered too. (Whoops.) When the car is searched later they find a chicken in the trunk. The suspect’s explanation? He got it from a fast-food restaurant. (Hmm, did they forget to cook it?) Wow, this one’s full of comedic possibility…

And have you heard about the guy who sued God? I think the funniest part of the whole article is this: “There was no contact information on the filing, although St. Michael the Archangel is listed as a witness.”

Some people are nuts.

For instance, this guy. The guy admits to throwing the onion at his wife but says he didn't mean to hit her. The wife told police it made her head hurt.

Duh.